You can't make this stuff up!

Posted August 19, 2009 10:16 am (about 3806 days ago)

Armed robber leaves with tail between legs. One of those stories that makes me question my own manhood!

So yesterday at work I'm talking to a delivery man who was dropping off some furniture at my job and he essentially starts the conversation by saying how he didn't like the neighborhood. I wasn't expecting a racist rant, but in my mind I wondered what kind of foolishness he had encountered. Sure enough he had been held up.

Driver: Man, I stopped at this liquor store up the street to buy some smokes and this guy pulled a gun on me and the owner.

Me: Just now? That sucks. Sorry you had to go through that.

D: I turned around and told the guy, "You've got to be kidding me. You picked the wrong guy to rob."

M: (In my mind) "I wonder where this is going. Maybe he said he had no money. He looks like a regular, blue-collar type of guy. How would I have responded, beyond probably soiling my pants?"

D: I took the gun out of his hand, emptied the chamber and magazine and gave him his gun back. I told him I've had much tougher guys point guns at me so he better be careful of who he waves that thing at.

M: That's crazy! (What else was I going to say?)

D: That's the first action I've seen in six months! You don't mess with Marines. I just did three tours in Afghanistan!

M: Shoot, if you're looking for action, I have plenty of other corner stores I can send you to.

D: No way. That was enough for me. He just turned around and walked out with his head down. Now that I think about it, I shouldn't have given him his gun back.

With that, he completed his task and took off.

In the news today I read that three people were shot later that night near this same corner. The shooter obviously hadn't heard about this guy.


1. Alejandro said at August 19, 2009 5:35 pm:

That's nuts!

2. Geanie said at August 20, 2009 12:03 pm:

LMAO!! WOW!! he shouldnt have given his gun back. Oakland is crazeee!

3. Josh said at August 20, 2009 1:34 pm:

Dude that's insane!

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